Me: I think I’m gonna sell you to the gypsies.
Isaac: NO! Sell Elijah!
Me: He’s not even here! (He’s at his grandma’s house right now)
Isaac: Okay, sell Thomas then.
Me: How much should I ask for him?
Isaac: How about 50 bucks?
Me: 50 bucks? That’s the worth of your brother?
Isaac: Okay okay, 9 bucks.
Me: 9?! It’s going down considerably.
Isaac: Don’t worry, 9 is more than 8 AND 7.
Me: Well, you’re right about that.
Thomas found out he’s getting glasses yesterday.
Me: When I was a kid I always wanted glasses!
Thomas: So, basically, I’m living your childhood dream?
Me: I guess so, in a way.
Thomas: I’ll try not to rub it in.